so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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