i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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