He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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