So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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