Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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