she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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