I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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