Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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