So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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