Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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