i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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