Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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