So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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