guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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