Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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