love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
