This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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