Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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