real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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