Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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