I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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