Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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