like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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