I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.