That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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