you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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