he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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