Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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