does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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