I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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