Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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