How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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