So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Blood and glitter go together right?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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