Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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