nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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