You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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