i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MIDGETS
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Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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