Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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