it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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