I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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