Kiss
Puke
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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