; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
