Please, let me fuck your mom
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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