But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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