You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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