Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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