do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
this hospital has no fireball
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
