People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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