In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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