i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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