i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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