I don't usually arrange sex via text message
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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