Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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