I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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