and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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