he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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