i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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