i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Randomize
