He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
